Orange and Grape Existential Dread Hoodie
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In a cocktail shaker combine crippling uneasiness at the daily prospect of our meaningless existence with crushed ice and a shot of a debilitating lack of coping mechanisms. Add artificial orange and grape extract and serve over ice in a highball glass with a dash of bitterness. Garnish with a fresh smile so no one knows you are silently screaming inside.
Printed to order in North America and Europe
Allow approximately 5-10 business days for dispatch
Please note there may be some unusual delays due to COVID-19
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket .
SIZE & FIT:
Standard Menswear Fit
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