Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck

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Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck

Existential Dread.

In a cocktail shaker combine crippling uneasiness at the daily prospect of our meaningless existence with crushed ice and a shot of a debilitating lack of coping mechanisms. Add artificial orange and grape extract and serve over ice in a highball glass with a dash of bitterness. Garnish with a fresh smile so no one knows you are silently screaming inside. 

DETAILS:

Printed to order in North America and Europe
Allow approximately 5-10 business days for dispatch
Please note there may be some unusual delays due to COVID-19



ABOUT ME:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

SIZE & FIT:

Standard Menswear Fit

*Made to order items cannot be returned or exchanged unless the item has a manufacturer's defect which will be determined at the discretion of HAYLEY ELSAESSER company. 

Please refer to the size chart provided, or contact us if you have any questions or concerns. 


Questions? Contact us at contact@hayleyelsaesser.com

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck
Orange and Grape Existential Dread Crewneck

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