Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt

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Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt

Existential Dread.

In a cocktail shaker combine crippling uneasiness at the daily prospect of our meaningless existence with crushed ice and a shot of a debilitating lack of coping mechanisms. Add artificial orange and grape extract and serve over ice in a highball glass with a dash of bitterness. Garnish with a fresh smile so no one knows you are silently screaming inside.

DETAILS:

Printed to order in the USA
Allow approximately 5 business days for dispatch


ABOUT ME:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

SIZE & FIT:

Standard Menswear Fit

*Made to order items cannot be returned or exchanged unless the item has a manufacturer's defect which will be determined at the discretion of HAYLEY ELSAESSER company. 

Please refer to the size chart provided, or contact us if you have any questions or concerns. 


Questions? Contact us at contact@hayleyelsaesser.com

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30


Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt
Orange and Grape Existential Dread T-Shirt

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