Orange and Grape Existential Dread Hoodie


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Existential Dread.

In a cocktail shaker combine crippling uneasiness at the daily prospect of our meaningless existence with crushed ice and a shot of a debilitating lack of coping mechanisms. Add artificial orange and grape extract and serve over ice in a highball glass with a dash of bitterness. Garnish with a fresh smile so no one knows you are silently screaming inside. 


  • Printed to order in Toronto, Canada
  • Allow approximately 15 business days for dispatch / pick up as they are printed to order


Hoodie- 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

  • Double-lined hood.
  • Drawstring at neckline.
  • Double-needle hood, shoulder, and armhole seams.

Standard Menswear Fit

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