The stock market is always referred to as crashing when anything bad happens. This implies an abrupt, noisy halting of growth. Since the entire concept of money is based solely on speculation and social contracts we determine interpersonally, I think we should go with a more fluid definition. For example: the stock market is melting into the ether. When it fully dissolves we can all breathe a sigh of relief and go back to trading grain for wagon rides and shit.

Extremely vibrant, printed unisex size tee. For a more fitted silhouette, especially for women's sizing, you may choose to size down.

• Manufactured to order in the North America or Europe based upon availability - please note we are experiencing delays due to COVID-19 and we aim for 10-15 business days for production at this time. 
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit

Size guide